its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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