I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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