She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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