But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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