nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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