I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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