i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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