I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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