Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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