this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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