I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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