Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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