You really coming over, don't trick.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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