So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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