she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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