the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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