ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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