Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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