he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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