scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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