yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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