When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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