Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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