I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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