my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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