Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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