Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize