just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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