i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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