hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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