Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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