so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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