Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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