i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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