Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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