if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
honey bunches of taint.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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