Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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