my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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