Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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