Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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