you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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