I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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