I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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