yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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