New low: just hacked my moms facebook
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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