And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
false alarm, still single
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