I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I did not marry a roomba.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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