3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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