we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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