don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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