I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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