Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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