I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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